imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
The single most important thing Tom said in his video.
Does the young lady know Mr. Darcy? — Only a little.
Do you not think him a handsome man, miss? — Yes. Yes, I daresay he is.
i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not
sometimes i get new followers and i’ll look at their blogs and literally nothing about me should appeal to them
but i’ve just realized i’m their shame blog
i’m the blog they follow to hide their secret interests
welcome my lost children, it is okay, do not shy away from the light that i have to offer you